Leslie X Philomena stuff.
I was a big Dean Martin fan when I was (much) younger
and I still am
. So, yeah, that's who sang the song Leslie is thinking of. Because, y'know "Kick in the Head" being a mugging or an assault was far too unoriginal, so I chose a million year old song.
EDIT: Wow, this must be the most popular thing in my gallery. Thank you all, the lovely people who faved and commented. And, thanks to the person who reccommended this for a Daily Lit Award!
If you want to critique, feel free to point out any grammatical or spelling errors, criticise/praise me on my style of writing and how I, in the words of an English exam, "present my ideas". A little opinion on how I deal with the lovey stuff wouldn't go amiss either, since I've never experienced it myself