Crack MEME

1. That’s me in my SUPER AWESOME (non existent) Norway cosplay! Is it just me, or is his outfit DAMN sexy?! ;A;

2. Yeah, I know I’m actually half Northern Irish, but since NI has been a country for less than 100 years, most of my ancestors would have been, well, Irish. England, because I’m from London originally, France because my gran says there’s French in the family somewhere, India because my granddad was born there apparently, and the puffin represents a mystery tall-blond-blue eyed gene from… somewhere.

3. What? Nobody said it had to be two Hetalia characters. Runner-up was Iceland X Poland.

4. If you can’t read it, the small text reads: “I don’t ship much, but I see Norway as “Seme”. This would mean I’d have to draw him as “Uke”, and he gets enough of that shit already.” Seriously, the poor man is ukefied to the point of having no male dignity left. I ain’t joining no bandwagon!

5. THAT’S FOR RUINING THE NORDIC FANDOM FOR ME, YOU LITTLE TWERP. Ahem, it was originally meant to be Finland being “sconed” to death, but I thought he wouldn’t be afraid of burnt cake. Sealand on the other hand…

6. I gave Russia a sunflower because I’m nice like that ^w^

7. COME ON PEOPLE, SHOW CUBA A LIL’ MORE LOVE ;A; I was actually a bit torn over this one, and considered using Denmark for this slide, given the alarming number of fanfics in which dear Denny dies, or is seriously wounded or ill. But then I thought: what’s worse, being killed by your own fans, or having no fans to kill you?

8. Herrherr... I made Norway taller than me… I’m 5’9… Tall guys, FTW!

9. I always thought that the country that gave us ABBA and PewDiePie should be a bit more, well… fabulous! What the fuck did I do to him...

10. Fuck this, I’m done here

Original Meme: fav.me/d59gl6y

Oh, and exsanguinateddragon and Herami... You two are tagged!